To: my dearest ( looked-big-in-some-ppl's-imagination) backside...

my dear,

i ve been waiting for this moment for so long.....i feel SO sorry cause only after 18+years, finally i have the courage to send my regards to you.

okay, i'm writing this letter to YOU only. not anus or rectum. (both of you, can u guys move away? my dear will be shy to read this if u guys are fooling around.)

since the day you existed in this dangerous world, you received a good spanking from some doctor or nurse or whoever. (cause i don't remember) which is important as it is one of the way to show that my mum gave birth a healthy child. whee :D

after that day, you don't have much choice but to being covered by something which is called, fabric (either natural or synthetic) cause you know, as i said, this is a DANGEROUS WORLD ( but i don't think i bought any insurance for you! sorry :p ) but LUCKILY, u still have the chance to explore the DANGEROUS WORLD without the fabric thingy. *cough* although the places you seen before its only small small part of world (its a small world after all~ its a small world after all~)

anyways, i'm really sorry cause there is SOME people, they think that you are in such a big size. or SOME of them , they think you are distracting so....( today kena 3 times! pity you....) honestly, i have absolutely NO IDEA why SOME people they just wanna spank you! especially those pretty girls!

oh....i'm so emotionally disturbed. i bet you understand what i feel...( hey this is the SECOND WARNING: anus n rectum, go away.pls.)

i gotta stop now, before the fire of jealousy from other parts of human organ burnt me....take care! *hugs**but failed*


love,
:)