Just a random/lame/funny thing that happened and I felt like sharing it haha

Me and my friend chatting on Whatsapp. He's like a big brother to me and he admits that he's my elder brother. Both of my elder brothers have 'Wei' in their names hahahaha

Bro: *SOMETHING LAME*
Me: -.-
Bro: =.=
Me: ???
Bro: That's the difference between you and me.
Me: huh???
Bro: -.- is you cause you have single eyelid, for me is =.= cause I have double eyelids
Me: .......
Me: I'm half single and half double eyelid!
Bro: then you are 
Bro: -.=


TOO LAME

Another lame pickup line that I heard from him.

Him: For guys its good to have small eyes.
Me: Why?
Him: 这样我眼里只容得下你

LAME AND SO MUCH WIN